Really, Internet?

Plié, and relevé, now arabesque towards the freezer. Very good!

Plié, and relevé, now arabesque towards the freezer. Very good!

You look like you could use a hug

You look like you could use a hug

I TOLD YOU not to lick the ice out of the freezer! …I’ll go get the spatula.

I TOLD YOU not to lick the ice out of the freezer! …I’ll go get the spatula.

This is what happens when you piss off a voodoo appliance salesman.

This is what happens when you piss off a voodoo appliance salesman.

Check the other freezer.

Check the other freezer.

This would be easier to caption if he was wearing a vest.

This would be easier to caption if he was wearing a vest.

After this he’s going to warm up by sticking his head in the microwave.

After this he’s going to warm up by sticking his head in the microwave.

Blue Fridge of Death

Blue Fridge of Death

Oh Carol Anne…don’t even think about it young lady.

Oh Carol Anne…don’t even think about it young lady.

Waaait for it…241543903!

Waaait for it…241543903!